And on to todays print 'Lets Speak English'...
This was a true and unadulterated nightmare to paste up. It was firstly windy up there, secondly i just couldn't get the text to line up and thirdly some local youths decided to taunt me, try and steal my ladder and then throw fruit at me. I kid you not! BUT i soldiered on and got it up but that is the reason why this ones a tad on the wrinkly side. Still that should mostly 'fall out' as it drys (i apply a similar principle to all creased clothes i wear). The fruit wielding children however will continue to roam the streets until such a day when they are plucked from this earth and arrive promptly in hell...
The text itself is from a Linguaphone book on speaking English i found in a charity shop in Pimlico. I am drawn to how all the text in it ends up sounding like the rantings of a Daily Mail reader whose mind has finally vacated leaving paranoid babblings and very little else.
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